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Author: Alean “@TopModelWithBottles” Elston

  • Bar Joke – Liver and Cheese #lol

    I came across this joke and I thought it was pretty funny!

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    The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.”

    So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie replies, “That’s not good enough.”

    The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.” She says, “That’s not creative enough.”

    Finally, the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone . . . cheese mine.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Do you have a bar joke? Send it to me – alean@aleanelston.com if its good, I’ll feature it on my blog!

    Drink responsibly!!

  • #ThirstyThursday Lets get Ready for St. Patty’s Day with some Tequila!

     

    I was going to do a month long series of “Green Drinks” for St. Patrick’s Day but I think it will be a little easier on my brain if I just keep updating this with green drinks as they pop into my head or that you all suggest!

     

    So… with that being said, its also #thirstythursday and I thought that this Tequila drink would be the perfect happy hour drink and simple drink to start of my series!

     

    Im calling this one:

    St. Patty’s Day Kicker

    Here’s what you’ll need:

    • 1 1/2 oz. Patron Silver, Avion Silver,or Jose Cuervo tequila (whichever you choose)
    • 3/4 oz. Midori liqueur
    • lime for garnish

    Here’s what you’ll need to do:

    1. Add tequila, Midori liqueur and a squeeze of lime into a shaker with ice.
    2. Shake for 15 seconds.
    3. Pour into a chilled cocktail glass.
    4. Garnish with shamrock carved lime and serve!

    Hope you enjoy this and send me a pic if you make it! – alean@aleanelston.com